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October 30 2017

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beeple:

HARVEST.

This is my kind of church.

sagihairius:

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

Maybe the best Halloween story.

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70sscifiart:

John Harris

Very dramatic programming!

October 24 2017

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ssoja:

INKTOBER, second week !

issabella:

writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

How much must Luke Skywalker be freaking out right now?

wilwheaton:

gingersnapwolves:

priscellie:

thefalconawakens:

bystander3:

Can you imagine?

You are moping on your island of self-imposed exile, and then this girl shows up.

  • She’s flying your best friend’s ship. The ship that Han thought he lost for ever. The ship that was stolen and passed through so many hands that he was sure he’d never see it again. The same ship that took you away from home for the first time.
  • She’s accompanied by your personal droid. The droid you left behind and abandoned. The droid that C-3PO was sure would never be the same again.
  • She holds out her hand and she’s holding your father’s light saber. The sword you were sure was lost forever. The light saber that you dropped down a bottomless air shaft on a gas giant thirty years ago. The light saber you knew you would never see again.
  • You look up and you see her eyes. Maz Kanata says that if you live long enough, you see the same eyes looking out of different faces. The girl’s face is different, but those eyes are the same. You know those eyes. They’re the eyes you thought you’d never see again.

And that’s when you know it.

You’re screwed.

They say sometimes the Force works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, the Force will send you little signs. Subtle clues.

Other times, the Force will just beat you repeatedly over the head with a gigantic neon sign that says: “You can’t run away from your past anymore, Luke. I won’t let you. Look, here is your past come back to haunt you. Now deal with it.

You have no idea how much I adore this post with my whole being

I like the idea of the Force sending Luke little signs over the years that it’s time to return to his loved ones, gently increasing in intensity as he ignores them, until it finally gets fed up and shoves the events of Episode 7 into motion, finishing with a flourish of HERE’S YOUR NEW APPRENTICE, SPACE HOBO.

space hobo

s p a c e

h o b o

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kamen-apple-kinkshaming:

standnamestandmaster:

ditto616:

cheesehound:

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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adslkjfslkjfd’d too hard not to reblog.

The Mask in The Mask is Norse. This is Aztec. I’d be more worried about vampires…

[ STAND NAME ] HEY, PACHUCO!

[ STAND MASTER ] STANLEY IPKISS

confirmed

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vintagegeekculture:

I’ve always thought the modern “meme” sense of humor owes a lot to the dark irony and surrealism of the Church of the SubGenius, which was ahead of its time. It could have come out now, instead of the 1980s. 

I always felt like the Subgenius sense of humor was more 70s than 80s, but otherwise they have a point.

October 23 2017

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Vincent Price's Daughter Confirms Father's Bisexuality

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

overclicked:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vinegardoppio:

this Halloween take a moment to remember that the King of Horror was not only fine as fuck, he was bi!

<3 YIIIIISSSSSS <3

Reblog if you, too, are a spoopy bisexual

HALLOWEEN IS BISEXUAL CULTURE NOW :D

Spoopy!

October 17 2017

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anniezard:

Toot.

Reposted bynvm nvm
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October 14 2017

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beeple:

74PONTIAC

/swoon/

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beeple:

MAKESHIFT HOME

I want my hair to be the color of this art

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beeple:

DISREPAIR

Just discovered Beeple’s art, and I love it so much.

aalgar:

jewishdragon:

janothar:

theforestsoulbird:

optometrictzedek:

fromchaostocosmos:

jessicamiriamdrew:

jessicamiriamdrew:

Friendly October reminder not to put Spock or other Jewish characters in costumes with horns

to clarify: it is an antisemitic idea that Jews have horns (dating to a mistranslation of karan (shone) v keren (horns) ) which was perpetuated in art by the likes of Michelangelo. this is not a thing of the past–some gentiles still believe that jewish people have horns, and putting jewish characters in costumes/aus with horns is insensitive at best and also really fuckin gross

also do not depict Jewish characters as demons there is a very long history of Jews being seen as demons and that being used to kill us 

please do not dress Jewish characters in costumes that are priest outfit or nun outfit or with crosses 

Just to give y'all an idea of how modern the horn issue is: My dad, when he went to college in the early 1980’s, was asked by someone who had never met a Jew before where his horns were. In the 1980’s. My dad was asked where his horns were. This was only 30 years ago. I have been lucky not to deal with that particular stereotype in my lifetime, but that was less than a decade before I was born. And I know other Jews in areas where Jews are scarce have dealt with this much more recently than the 80’s.

Yup. When my mom went to college, her freshman year roommate woke up the first Sunday and started getting dressed for church. My mom was still in bed, so the roommate came over and woke her up.

Roommate: Did you want to come to church with me, or do you have your own church you’re going to?

Mom: Well, I don’t really go to religious services, but if I did I would go to a synagogue, not a church, because I’m Jewish.

(Long silence. My mom opens one eye to see her roommate staring in shock.)

Roommate: You … you don’t look Jewish.

Mom: (Who looks VERY Jewish) What do you mean?

Roommate: Well, my pastor always told me that Jews have horns and a tail.

Long story short: they didn’t end up getting along very well.

@optometrictzedek and @theforestsoulbird, it’s more recent than that.

I’ve been asked about my horns as recently as 1997.  In a public school in New Jersey.

It would b cool of my non-Jewish followers to reblog this!!! Spread this bc it’s scary and real and you should know!

I get this, I respect this, but… Spock is not Jewish…? Leonard Nimoy was Jewish, but even then, the dude wore a damn Nazi uniform in a Star Trek episode so I think it’s safe to say he understood the difference between what he would do as a Jew and what his character would do as a half-alien atheist.

I had no idea this was even a thing. Weird.

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thestarswebreathe:

“Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and invariably fatal.”

Our film “Death Talks About Life”, an adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s short comic, is now available online for FREE! Enjoy, educate, and share! Happy Friday the 13th!
https://youtu.be/CmR5VzIFNmI

#shortfilm #safesex #sexed #seattleart #dccomics #vertigo comics #neilgaiman #constantine #death #johnconstantine #hellblazer #deathtalksaboutlife (at Seattle, Washington)

September 22 2017

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sarcasticvoyage:

Episode 34 of our comedic soap opera, Contentment Corner, is available now!

A new Contentment corner in which I play both a sheriff and a terrible doctor!

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